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They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones
It’s about PayPal. This is all about fucking PayPal
He’s still pissed they fired him. He’s still pissed they didn’t like his idea of calling PayPal X
20 years and he has not learned a single thing. He’s still throwing a tantrum about people not liking his bad name suggestion decades ago
so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.
and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.
and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive
not every gay person is the evil faggot trying to convert your kid to the gay agenda like the media claims, but i sure am
he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive
the intimacy of sliding your fingers along the underside of a device's surface as you search for its ports
one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.
you're my king and I'm your lionheart
(Am I actually posting on Tumblr again??? Idk but it seems as good a time as any doesn't it)
How Does That Work, You're a Bicycle is a two-player narrative RPG wherein one GM, the Author of a story, and one Player, the Protagonist of the story argue over the fate of the Protagonist.
I have not loved one of my games this much before - I played another session of it last night and each one is such a new experience. I am making my way through every genre slowly.
Anyway, I added more community copies (and if you're a streamer or podcaster and want copies just email me, I'll get you and your channel set up.)
Speaking of streamers, this game comes with overlay assets!!
cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it
"The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain."
-Ursula K. LeGuin, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
"Evil is boring. Right? I kinda believe in the banality and mundaneness of evil. Evil is just selfish impulses, which at the end of the day are really easy to understand. It’s easy to understand why people do bad things. It’s like “yeah, ok, you’re selfish and scared and cruel, I get it”. Being good is complex and beautiful and hard." - Brennan Lee Mulligan
obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
ALTThe Balance - Known Realms: Tolesh
Hello! This illustration is for the weekly D&D shown, Known Realms: Tolesh on TalesArchived Twitch Channel. We play Sunday nights at 6pm EST.
This is Xio and Wit. Xio is my character who is tied to the Primordial Current, a source of elemental magic created by ancient Primordial entities. There are others like him, tied to different ancient creatures, but they all share separate goals. Wit is one of those people, hoping to gain the Primordial Orbs in order to destroy the Current. Xio is seeking to protect it.
